New Year is coming - happy winter holiday! There is no end to smiles, jokes, congratulations. Workers of various professions, on whom their specialty has left an indelible imprint, also congratulate each other.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW YEAR OF THE TEACHER
Is Ivanov here? Here. Sidorov? Aha, here she is, as always late. Bessonov? Sleeping ?! Ugliness! So, according to the list there are 12 people, but there were 7 people. Okay, let's start! As you guys know, " Old year"Is leaving us and it will be replaced by the 2016th" New Year "- young, handsome, energetic. We have been instructed to meet him. And since he is very busy during the day, he will come to us today, December 31, exactly at 12 o'clock in the morning. What do you mean, will be late, Sidorova ?! He is punctual, unlike some of you. We must celebrate the New Year in an organized manner, with songs and dances. When he comes, we will greet him in chorus. Then Morozov will read the poem "Frost, Red Nose ..." What do you mean - did not learn ?! Learn it! The Korovin sisters will dance "Saber Dance". Oskolkin juggles bottles of champagne. Heavy, fall, break? Well, let! Let's drink Coca-Cola. The main thing US do not fall on your face in the mud ... before this interesting, funny, and most importantly, "New Year"! Don't sleep guys! Do not sleep! ... Attention, coming! Hear his steps: boom-boom-boom ... Stand up! Ready! In chorus, three or four: "Happy New Year!"
CONGRATULATIONS HAPPY NEW YEAR MEDICA
We have gathered, dear colleagues, to discuss an issue of concern to all of us. We are talking about the so-called "New Year" which has assumed the scale of an epidemic. What do we know today about this strange "disease"? It occurs exclusively in winter, more precisely, on December 31. On this day, people are seized by an incomprehensible fun, vanity, the desire to look beautiful, elegant. Many people on this day can see a forest tree of the "spruce" type in their apartment. For some reason, this tree is hung with a variety of bright trinkets. How does this "disease" proceed? People gather in groups, and certainly at night. Behave very noisy. Excessive craving for alcoholic beverages is noticeable. The peak of the "disease" comes at exactly 12 at night. All "patients" are seized by the mania of meeting someone or something. And as soon as they meet this Non-existent Something, relief comes. Children under 14 years old, in order to prevent the "disease", are distributed the so-called " new Year gifts"- special packs with content of a distracting action. All health workers must be fully equipped to meet the anticipated outbreak of this epidemic. I am sure that on the first of January I will be able to congratulate you on the victory of the "New Year"!
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW YEAR OF THE POLICE OFFICER
Shh! ... Are you all gathered? Once again, in short, I am reporting the situation. According to the information I have, today exactly at 12 o'clock in the morning - here, in this room, the troublemaker, nicknamed "New Year", should appear. Calmly! Don't panic! We are ordered to meet him. For conspiracy, we will do the following: we will all sit down at the table - the hostess has served it for the sake of appearance - and, again, for the sake of appearance, we will create fun. Supposedly we are going to some kind of holiday! When the "New Year" gives a conditional knock - 12 blows, we cut out the light and blind it with sparklers and deafen it with firecrackers! Is the task clear? Let's check the clock: at five minutes to 12 for mine. Everything is in place! ... at the table. Who will meet him, report loudly: "Happy New Year!"
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW YEAR OF THE RAILWAYER.
Dear railwaymen! We are gathered here in the dining car to meet the New 2017th kilometer! I want to note that passengers call these kilometers "years" for some reason and meet some kind of 2017. However, let's leave it on their conscience. We will summarize. We, railwaymen, on this 2016 kilometer track met everything: and “ crutches"Sick leave, and" brake pads"In various instances, and" unregulated crossings"From place to place, and very dangerous" hundred first kilometer", and even " crashes»Our hopes. And in all this, as always, is to blame " switchman"! So let the 2017th kilometer be a direct and bright non-stop way for all of us to the station to which each of us, in our youth, bought a service ticket! ... Why did I stop? So after all - "red"! And here is the "yellow" ... "Green"! Give me a beep! Happy New 2017 kilometer! Or as passengers say - Happy New Year 2017!
Kobyakov Vyacheslav Ivanovich,
member of the Writers' Union
CHOOSE BIRTHDAY NAME
Funny and funny congratulations happy psychologist day in verse
Cool congratulations to the psychologist
"Psychologist" is very fashionable,
It sounds very beautiful.
The profession is no longer new
But it does not stand still.
I wish you peace of mind:
After all, people are different.
Quiet, well, screamers,
But you must listen to them.
Happy psychologist day funny poems
You are a doctor but not a dentist
Not a therapist, not a nutritionist.
You are a psychologist, a psychologist,
You will save everyone from failure.
I want to congratulate you
I wish you today
Many mistakes can be corrected,
And don't forget about yourself!
Best congratulations happy psychologist day
A lot of worries await us in life,
Sometimes I cannot overcome ...
Trust the professional!
A psychologist can help you!
He will tell and teach everything
How stronger in spirit, it is better to become,
He will dissolve the clouds in the mind,
We wish him to prosper!
Cool sms happy psychologist day
Put a seal on yourself
The dentist can't.
More fortunate for you:
You are your own psychologist.
But the main thing I want to say:
If you doubt somewhere, -
Much better to remain silent
How to harm with advice.
Congratulations on the day of the psychologist short funny
Happy psychologist day! Let it be
Everything in your life is okay:
Let people understand faster -
No profession is more important.
The psychologist will explain everything,
Everyone will help and understand.
Let your soul rejoice!
May you be lucky in everything!
Comic congratulations on the day of the psychologist
If you are disturbed with a bell at night,
You will answer jokingly, you will not wake up the whole house.
The tone is always calm, you never shout,
Well, if you want, you will not say anything.
Many different methods, theories and tests
You know: maybe a hundred, and maybe two hundred.
Expand your horizons further,
Let shame never befall you.
Cool congratulations to psychologists
With such a busy job
Not long to shatter my nerves.
Sometimes even on Saturday
You must help people.
They call, come to you, and cry,
They scream, laugh and make noise.
But if they come, it means
That everyone is glad to come to you!
He will always help in everything,
He will always give you his advice,
Knows an experienced psychologist
Any question is answered!
All psychologists of Russia
Congratulations on this day,
Let all customers from now on
There will be no grief!
It's not easy to understand the mysterious soul
Russian common man,
Where is the bourgeois psychologist there,
To figure out what his problem is ...
So let's make a toast together
For the advanced psychologists of Russia!
It's not so easy for Russians to look into the soul,
This is a whole new layer in psychiatry!
We cannot live in the world without psychology,
It is so important to come to a psychologist,
To help him deal with the fact
What brakes on the path of life!
It is enough for him to look at you,
Ask the right questions casually,
It will help put everything in its place,
And the best guest will be in your house.
Psychologist! Always be attentive
Keep your souls warm for a long time
Look for all new solutions for those
Who wished to find harmony.
All psychologists of Russia
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts
You have patience and strength,
People really need you!
In a difficult hour and a rainy day
We always come to you,
And we'll talk about the problems
As if we are close friends!
There are different problems:
Whom - the beloved offends,
Someone is depressed
And there is no way to cope with it!
A psychologist is coming to help us,
Here is the healer of our souls,
Advice or training,
Or a balm - a delicious punch!
Psychologists are different:
For adults and children, they
They study people in life,
They play with the rule of fate.
They will help you figure out something,
Try on the novelty of ideas,
Sometimes it gets rid of phobias
Believe in the magic of people.
It can be hard to hear the soul
It's even harder to heal
At the same time, be always calm,
Postpone your problems.
If the roof began to go,
Something seems to be in the night
You, my dear, have fallen into decay,
Come get some nerves to heal!
You go to a psychologist
Tell your trouble
And then he's into the subconscious
It will fit like into a foreign country.
He will describe everything and help,
He's a pro, that's a fact!
He heals souls at once,
Knows this every fool!
Psychology is thinner than the east,
You need to feel different people!
Separate play from nature
And open the secret door!
To give harmony to a person.
It takes a lot of practice
To begin with, this feeling
Balances - to develop!
And in the silence of the outgoing holiday,
You can have some wine!
To make the stress go away forever!
Drain this glass - to the bottom!
A psychologist's work is not easy,
It is so important to understand psychotypes
Give necessary and practical advice,
The approach is to find many-sided.
A lot depends on you:
You know how to listen and hear
Such as it is to accept,
And to become dearer and closer to everyone!
May it be in your heart and soul,
Harmony, joy flows
And happiness comes to your home,
And it helps you to work.
You are experts in human souls,
You can tell us a lot.
Well, for example, how to manage yourself
And do not carry nonsense and nonsense ...
Your job is terribly hard
After all, it is not easy to know a person.
We wish you, of course, everything
The best is one life.
May those on the way meet
Those who help, love and wait for you!
You live in warmth, beauty, purity,
To have more comfort and coziness!
Training lesson " Christmas story»
(for teaching staff)
Target: Increasing self-confidence, personal growth of the training participants. Designing a life path, developing the skills of introspection and self-knowledge, creating a favorable atmosphere in the team.
Materials (edit): poster "Magic Forest", a tray with snowflakes, glue, relaxing music, A4, felt-tip pens, pencils, a magic bag with snowflakes, a poster with a Christmas tree, a bag of toys.
1. "For me New Year…»
The new year is approaching, the most magical holiday from which many expect miracles, the fulfillment of the most cherished desires. What does the new year mean to you?
Discussion.
2. "Magic Snowflakes"
Materials: poster "Magic Forest", a tray with snowflakes, glue.
This fabulous forest needs to be decorated with magical snowflakes (we distribute snowflakes) But you need to decorate for a reason, but after finishing sentences - I'm waiting in the new year ... It will help me with this ....
Discussion.
See what a beautiful snowfall of your revivals and desires turned out….
3. "Self-presentation"
Materials (edit): A4, markers, pencils, music.
You all know each other, so now we will try to tell about ourselves in an unusual way.
Tasks: Draw an oval on the whole sheet, let it be a face. To bring it to life, draw:
▪ instead of eyes, what you most love to look at;
▪ instead of a nose, what you like to breathe the most, what you like to smell;
▪ instead of a mouth, what you like to talk about the most;
▪ instead of ears, what you most love to listen to;
▪ describe your dreams instead of hair.
Now put your drawings on chairs and walk around, take a look at the gallery of drawings of your colleagues.
Discussion (optional)
4. Meditation "Creation of an expressive self-image"
New Year - new hopes and doubts. Therefore, it is very important to be able to create a certain psychological attitude, control yourself, bring your body, feelings, thoughts into a harmonious state.
Let's try to do this (music sounds).
Meditation
By adopting a confident posture, you actually become calmer and more confident in yourself.
Close your eyes and focus all your attention on your bodily sensations.
Feel like Vital energy nourishes your entire body.
The life-giving force flows through the legs, passes through the entire body and fills it with energy from top to bottom.
Energy fills every cell of the body with freshness and vigor.
Feel how the body eagerly absorbs this life-giving energy.
Breathe in deeply (deep inhale and exhale freely).
The body slowly and smoothly straightens.
Posture becomes lean.
The shoulders drop, the head straightens, mentally say:
“I am a strong, active, purposeful person.
I am open to a new, bright and fulfilling life.
I live here and now, every minute, every second.
I feel the life-giving energy spreading throughout the body.
Every moment I feel a new surge of strength and vivacity. "
Take a deep breath, then, as you exhale, stretch your whole body up.
Stretch with pleasure! Open your eyes!
5. "Holiday Calendar"
We divide into teams of four people. Assignment: Each team needs to come up with their own unusual holiday for each month and present your holiday calendar.
Discussion (summarizing, summarizing that everyone is waiting for magic and miracles from the upcoming holidays, etc.)
6. "Energizer"
Stand in pairs in two lines, facing each other. Each in turn, starting with the first participant, goes through the ranks. Each pair touches the shoulder or hand of a passing person, quietly, in the ear, at the same time telling him their wishes.
7. "Snowflakes of wishes"
Our dear teachers, we wish you a Happy New Year! For several days we thought about what to wish you. We didn’t want to do it like everyone else, but wanted the congratulation to appear somehow by itself. And this method seems to us the best for several reasons. First, because it is the lightest. No need to stubbornly puzzle over what to do, what to say? Secondly, because it is the most reliable. The wish that will appear with the help of you is not our invention, it is the resource that you need, that you want. Therefore, the first thing we want to do is to present you with this "Snowflake of wishes", which will definitely help you fulfill all your plans in the coming new year (we are distributing snowflakes).
Now make your wish snowflake what you want (music).
8. "Christmas tree"
Materials: a poster with a Christmas tree, toys, glue, music.
In order for our fairy tale to become magical, I propose to decorate this Christmas tree Christmas toys, having finished the sentence "Today's training gave me ..."
In conclusion, the psychologist thanks the participants for their active work in the lesson and wishes them success in the new year.
